Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Boobs speak an international language.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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