Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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