chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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