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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night

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no, that is not a typo

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i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday

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way to do your research.

Submitted by Somebody on Apr 1, 10 at 12:14pm

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Knew a guy that looked up the local Age of Consent laws on his iPhone while making out and then did the 16-yr-old piece of ass that started to blow him.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 1, 10 at 1:14pm

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- He had an app for that
  
  Submitted by vantangoxix on Apr 1, 10 at 7:06pm
  
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  - hahaha, touché.
    
    Submitted by Best_Friend on Apr 2, 10 at 12:19am
    
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Maybe you should Topeka the state consent laws, they've probably changed in the last few days.

Submitted by BurningStarIV on Apr 1, 10 at 1:02pm

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- Please tell me the whole 'Topeka/Google' thing is an april fools joke!
  
  Submitted by awomanduh on Apr 1, 10 at 4:53pm
  
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  - Yup. Just like Gmail.
    
    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 1, 10 at 10:03pm
    
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How old are you is the question

Submitted by odysseus31173 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:56am

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The law is 16, this is absolutely fine.

Submitted by Dave on Apr 1, 10 at 11:52am

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Get a life you jabroni

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 11:25am

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- Iron Sheik Rules! He pissed himself on the Opie and Anthony show! LOL!
  
  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 1, 10 at 1:13pm
  
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Loser

Submitted by confuzedbliss on Apr 1, 10 at 11:40am

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17 year olds are hot!!

Submitted by yoursougly on Apr 1, 10 at 12:01pm

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Good for you, bro. Fuck what you can while you can. Life is short.

Submitted by AKARoadBlock on Apr 1, 10 at 4:32pm

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I wonder if guys who fuck teenagers just lack confidence and skill or they have small dicks, too? Nasty! lol

Submitted by sexyupsguy on Apr 1, 10 at 3:42pm

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April fools, you fucking retard

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 7:54pm

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No wonder women think men are disgusting pigs.

Submitted by Troubled on Apr 1, 10 at 7:29pm

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When did child fucking get so popular?

Submitted by AtTheGym on Apr 1, 10 at 7:12pm

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- When the Catholic church started doing it.
  
  Submitted by GoodOmen on Apr 1, 10 at 8:06pm
  
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  - a lot more than Catholics do it.
    
    Submitted by Best_Friend on Apr 2, 10 at 12:20am
    
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Either way you're still a pervert.

Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:36am

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- If you're a perv for liking 17 year olds, I think you've just condemned about 2/3 of the species.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 1, 10 at 10:05pm
  
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The age of consent in nm is like 3 yrs ha

Submitted by klean on Apr 1, 10 at 6:45pm

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Hell yeah

Submitted by gatorman562 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:46pm

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ew. Clearly you can't get any ass your own age. Sucks.

Submitted by naynay on Apr 1, 10 at 9:03pm

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17 yr olds are hot and its especially good when you're 18.

Submitted by FaceFucked on Apr 1, 10 at 12:23pm

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haha. really. gross old man. even if its legal. its gross. .... wait how old are you?

Submitted by bwibby on Apr 2, 10 at 2:05pm

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Indeed, 17 y/o chicks are hott

Submitted by Michguy on Apr 1, 10 at 12:06pm

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16 will getcha 20, 17 ur safe

Submitted by Tankd4life on Apr 1, 10 at 3:20pm

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Consent laws vary by state. 17 here in IL too but even lower in some states.

Submitted by AwkwardSilence on Apr 1, 10 at 3:12pm

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I was 17 and got with a 26 y/o. no big.

Submitted by CasValentine on Apr 2, 10 at 5:14pm

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- same, but I was 16. Go euro hostels.
  
  Submitted by lilfee on Apr 3, 10 at 8:58pm
  
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That's what I like about high school girls, I keep getting older and they're still 17

Submitted by drumminfootbaler on Nov 1, 12 at 12:52am

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So, about a month ago, Topeka, Kansas, changed its name to Google, Kansas. Now Google, the search engine, changed its name to Topeka. I'm serious, Goog---I mean Topeka it.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 7:44pm

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@ cas valentine that's fucked up

Submitted by cam792 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:53pm

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Joe Bats??

Submitted by Pcip on Apr 1, 10 at 4:25pm

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Haaaaaa

Submitted by johnnykid on Apr 1, 10 at 12:13pm

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@1:02, it's not called Topeka anymore. They changed the name of the city to Google, Kansas. I'm serious, google it.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 2:01pm

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- should have said Topeka it.....
  
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Go for 15, my personal best.

Submitted by Debo16 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:34am

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It's legal at any age in Australia as long as ur within two years of each others age, but 11 yr olds still fuck 21 yr olds.

Submitted by alive123 on Apr 1, 10 at 8:59pm

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I'm 15 and got banged by an 19 year old. He's a cool guy

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 2:19pm

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- you will have roast beef curtains by 17 years old....
  
  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 1, 10 at 3:16pm
  
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She is still a minor you idiot! Didn't do your research too well...

Submitted by jcloud on Apr 1, 10 at 12:58pm

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I seriously think men have some sick obsession with young girls. It's really sad.

Submitted by cortney08 on Apr 2, 10 at 1:33am

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- it's also really true.
  
  Submitted by baby_girl143 on Apr 5, 10 at 3:19pm
  
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17 year olds are the BEST!\n\nWell... So long as there are no 16 year olds available;)

Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 1, 10 at 12:06pm

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Im 14 and got fucked by an 18 year old. Best i ever had(;

Submitted by ivybear on Apr 2, 10 at 7:34am

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It's only fun if they cry during it.

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