If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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