dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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