He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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