i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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