Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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