nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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