i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
