still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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