So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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