'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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