apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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