we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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