at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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