This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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