i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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