First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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