i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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