I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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