ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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