she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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