You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my being single is dangerous.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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