i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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