I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Congratulations! We have a period
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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