Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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