i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
