My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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