So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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