Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
