so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
