You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
