If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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