i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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