actually, I'm a sock model
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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