Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
