is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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