My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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