In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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