peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize