your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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