me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
