i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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