im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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