We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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