We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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