Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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