one two three fourrrrnication!
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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