He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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