What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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