i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My life is pants optional.
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