Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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