I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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