Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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