Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Your penis caused this!
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