Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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